"THE EARTH BE-LONGS TO LOB-STERS, WE WIN, CLACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!"
— Lobster King Billy Joel, shortly after taking the White House
THE FRATELLIS DIDN’T CHECK HIS MARBLE SACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelLOVEStheGoonies
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
INDY WE ARE RUNNING OUT OFF TRACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelandtheTempleOfDoom
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
IT’S THE CRI-SPY CRUN-CHY SNACK THAT SMILES BACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyBowl(ofGoldfish)
Submitted by “Big Ed Jr.”
ALWAYS BET ON BLACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelQuotingWesleySnipesMovies
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
THE COURT CLERK ON NIGHT COURT, HIS NAME WAS MACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelLOVEDthatShow
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS SO YOU DON’T HURT YOUR BACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelWeightLiftingAdvice
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
LET’S PLAY THE CD-ROM GAME “YOU DON’T KNOW JACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK” #OldyJoel
Submitted by comedy writer Geoffrey Golden (here’s a Wired Magazine article about his new comedy magazine.)
JUDD NELSON IS MY FAVORITE IN THE BRAT PACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #BillyJoelWatchingStElmosFire
Submitted by comedian Brandon Vaughn. He also writes the insane adventures of Dan Dringle.
editor’s note: damn this guy’s just killin’ it
WHEN PLAY-ING AS TERR-AN MAKE LOTS OF BARR-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK’S #ZergyRaynor
Submitted by Mike Minaci
DON’T WOR-RY I’M COV-ERED MY WORK’S GOT AFLAC-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK #WorkmansCompBillyJoel
Submitted by Sean Kearney
editor’s note: i never would have thought of this, and i HATE THAT
